I suffer in silence all day. I hardly ever say anything but I can't take it any more. My husband's drinking is so way out of hand. He's mean. I want out!!!!!

My new neighbor is a dead ringer for Jessica Biel. She does yoga every morning on her back deck. I'm married, and I'm a dead man.

i am so sick of being the fat girl with the pretty face.

My household maintenance abilities are not as good as they should be. Thank goodness for duct tape.

I have an obsession for athletic young women with hard nipples. They could get me to do anything.