If we all shared every one of our secrets would we all fall deeply in love with or hate each other?

All good things come to an end, and today I released my Pikachu into the wild so he could be happy. I'll never forget you, Sparky.

Folks think I'm NICE, but after all these years I still secretly LOVE how horribly bad most of the class bullies' lives have turned out.

You tried to paint me as a failure in my job! Little do you assholes know you're the failures! I'm going back to school, you can't keep me down!

You know I'm gay, but what you don't know is that all I want is for you to just push me on the nearest bed and fuck me till I can't remember my own name.