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Everytime I see a kid skating around the store in Heelys I ccan hardly control myself from "clothslining" them.

Everytime I see a kid skating around the store in Heelys I ccan hardly control myself from "clothslining" them.

 
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Why control? Do it!
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LOL They are annoying aren't they? "Accidentally" run into them!
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Frikin Hate Those Damn Shoes!!!!
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Lmao! That made my day. Thanks
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Agree.
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Shoot, I want a pair, but apparently they don't come in adult sizes. :(
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go Dude
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I'm in.
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ROFL I have thought the exact same thing. Sometimes when a child is causing a scene, I have to fight the urge to whisper to them. "There ain't no Santa, and I ate the Easter bunny for lunch."
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^^lol^^
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this post is awsome i hate that shit too hahah
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I just want to do a leg sweep and watch them crack their skulls on the pavement.
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i can't believe the parents let them wear them too,they both need to be slapped. my kids have them but would never allow them to skate around the f'ing store! wtf?!
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ohh i hate those shoes and will never buy them for my kids..
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bwaahhahahahahahahaha!
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That's funny shit!!
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Why??? too fat or dumb to be able to do it yourself, get a life, they aren't hurting you...
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You are so stupid. Grow up and ang get off of your Heelys. Funny as hell post by the way.
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Hell yeah, there is a time and a place for those damn things, and the little bastards are so irresponsible on them, too. Where the hell are the parents when they are rolling around in those damn things?
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If you touched my kid I would beat you to a pulp. You obviously don't have children.
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Actually I have 3 children, but I'm smart enough to keep them off of those damn things.
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LOL good post.
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In the immortal words of the Flip Wilson character, Geraldine, "Don't fight the feeling"!
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They actually do come in adult sizes. My ex and I each have a pair. I am 33. He is 37. We just don't skate around stores in them....
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I keep hoping they'll dive head first into gallon jars of pickles... "Clean up, aisle 5... call 911 while you're at it.".
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I love reading these comments because now I realize other people do think like me.It makes me feel normal - thank you
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Are you sure that you're not jealous like me...I want a pair.
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Don't fight that urge, do it. Several times I've had those little rats slam into me, once triggering a relapse of an old injury. They discovered to thier horror the rage I hide within...showed their selfish, self-righteous, holier-than-thou parents the meaning of fear.
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Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha, Same here!
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LMAO....me too
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MAYBE IT AIN'T RIGHT TO USE THEM INSIDE BUT COME ON, HITTING A KID! PLEASE CHILL A BIT.
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me too!me too! lets clothsline the parents first for letting them do that in public
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those shoes suck! do it! do it! they are obviously not disciplined parents these days suck as parents and should never have children!
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I saw a kid who was skating on the sidewalk when all of a sudden, he hit a crack and fell pretty hard. I'm ashamed to say that my friend and I burst out laughing:)
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Let them have their childhood, the innocent joy gets taken away at a younger and younger age. Please try and overlook this side of yourself , we all have good and bad . A joke in your mind is as far as this should go .
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Just drop a bottle of water on the floor works everytime
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Clothesline? I usually feel like sticking my fist out and letting them "heel" right into it.
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To those of you who what to harm kids,your a bunch of sick bastards1!! I WOULD love to kick your ass. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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^ Well put on your Heelys and bring it!!
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Holy shit I couldn't agree with you more! The sad part is I'm a parent and secretly wanting to kick another child's legs out from under them almost seems sinister. Oh hell who are we kidding let's knock those little bastards down! lmfao**To the poster who wants to kick the ass of those threatening to "harm" another child. Go f*** yourself. We don't want to hurt the little shit heads, just knock them off those irritating Heely's! LOL**
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You are retarded and evil!I bet if i saw you i would want to choke your ugly face even if you dont have heelys just cause you have a fat neck and monkey face.
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STICKEM UP THEIR ASS
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