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I put up the sign! I admit it! I hate to see people get speeding tickets!

I put up the sign! I admit it! I hate to see people get speeding tickets!

 
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I flash my headlights to oncoming cars to let them know about a lurking patrol car. I sometimes do it when there is not one, just to get people to slow the f*** down.
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More people should do this
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I flash my head lights too when a patrol guy is hiding!! Then when you see some idiot driving wreckless at 100mph a cop is NO where to be found!
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the other side of the sign says "Free Doughnuts"
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Calm down angry people. Live, and let live. We all gotta die sometime, right? I'd rather die having fun speeding my ass off.
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^roflmao!
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Haha fuuny. No people shouldnt speed. But its still funny. Because they do hide...
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^^I'll be right over. You know I never have a problem pushing it on school children. I just tell them it's magic pixie powder. Then I make sure they tell their parents to give them extra lunch money. Also, since the crackheads have stolen my identity, make sure they don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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What's so wrong with "speeding"? I would personally rather everyone paid attention instead of playing with your computer or all the new gadgets in cars. If playing with that stuff is what you want to do then pull over and park! I have things to do! What is with you freaking idiots going 10 miles under the speed limit in the fast lane talking on your phone? I want to grab you by your necks!
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awesome!
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Apparently the pigs used to sit in my driveway before we bought our house. They tried parking there after we moved in, so I told them they could not park there anymore. The were pissed but could do nothing about it. Make em work for it.
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On the expressways they are actually a hindrance. Every time someone sees them they slam on their brakes and cause mayhem. Why can't they leave the good flow of traffic alone?
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no people deserve to get speeding tickets if they are speeding thats how the state gets more money and it helps pay for other stuff point is dont speed its dangerous and if you get caught hahahahaha sucks for you b****es
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