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I went widow shopping to look at all the pretty thing I would get for my Good Friends this year for christmas. But will they let me watch as they try these on?

I went widow shopping to look at all the pretty thing I would get for my Good Friends this year for christmas. But will they let me watch as they try these on?

 
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widow shopping? why would you buy a widow? is it because her husband is dead?
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That would be awesome...especially if they can fit into these. It's definitely worth a shot.
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Sorry I was too busy licking the windo to notice .
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Do they come in XXXXL?
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Nice Engrish. I didnt know call centers in India paid well enough for pretty thing
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A widow? Cuz she has no husband? Is that why you picking on her? That's pretty low.
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You are buying your good friend(s) lingerie? How many? I guess you don't have sex with them since you are wondering if they will try them on for you. Here's a tip. It is extremely sleezy and in bad taste to buy undies for other peoples ladies... and presumptious to buy for someone you hope to sleep with. Buy perfume instead.
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HHHMMMM that is a loser idea too "Perfume" are you saying she smells Bad ?
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Buy rubbers. Just make sure you use them before the expiration date.
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You are having a pleasant fantasy. Yes, all your good friends are going to love them. Each will then say to you "Hey, why dont I go and try these on. Come on, I bet you would love to see what they will look like. We have always been close, so I have nothing to hide from you". "Come upstairs, Dave. Come upstairs with me. Help me get out of my hot, clingy clothes." "Oh Dave, I have dreamt of this moment for so long. I have felt this way for so long, but I did not want to ruin our beautiful friendship.""Oh, this lacy material is so light, all my hair is showing through (giggle). Dave, I think I should wax, but it such an awkward angle. Help me Dave."
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Are u male or female? lol.
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Dave?
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