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i am going to fuck your brains out for the next week! and in nine months you'll find out why :)

i am going to fuck your brains out for the next week! and in nine months you'll find out why :)

 
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You better ask him before you get pregnant, many guys have been tricked in to marriage this way and he wont appreciate it.
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^don't worry he knows i'm just so excited!!!!!!!
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Bad, bad, bad idea... guys who get tricked into fatherhood rarely react well. Talk to him about it first... THEN f*** his brains out.
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good luck with that
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no one is tricking anyone he just has no concept of ovulation or anything related to it. his only job is to stick it in and and have fun! i'm the one who has spent months screwing around with fertility testing trying to figure out when (and if) i am fertile and now that i'm on the right meds and everything looks good i'm really excited to make a baby with the man of my dreams :) I LOVE YOU HONEY IF YOUR READING THIS!!!
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^ yeah. I am here (zane)
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^sorry zane, you cannot be my husband because he is at work right now! is their a special lady out there you want to make a baby with other than moi???
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Just don't stop after you get your wish.
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the only real down side for him is no butt sex for a while....hopefully he will understand though!
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sorry, deceptive-pregnancy lady... i prefer someone that can spell correctly.
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sorry, spelling nazi troll...and why do you care again how a total stranger on the internet spells something that means nothing to you? if grammar is such a turn on for you why not uppercase the first word at the beginning of each sentence like the smarty pants you claim to be. huh? huh? takes one to know one...so there!
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^^zane is a meanie who could't get pootang if he wanted any lol!
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(op)how am i being deceptive if he is aware and consented to having unprotected sex with me in order to impregnate me?
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zane's hemorrhoids are expecting twins!
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i cant have children (zane)
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^why are you nice sometimes and rude other times?
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^because he is a bipolar tweak!
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That's so hot when a woman wants to get prego with a certain guy. Zane, you can have children. Just go down to the elementary school and pick one out.
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i think zane is having a personality crisis, he spends so much time projecting he gets caught up in it all.
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2^ most of these secrets touch me on a personal level. Not because I have experienced them, but because I am just a very empathetic person. I truly want to offer sound and non-judgmental comments, so maybe I can help people. I am a nice guy who has a big heart... When people post mean comments they are pretending to be me. When you see something very ugly, it is not I. Other people ran with the fact that I put my real name in comments, so they can make themselves feel better about having a base sense of humor. For this reason I will stand down, and go back to being anonymous.
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(One up) there was actually a point where I started to think I was bipolar, but then I did some reading about the seven levels of consciousness. I started to understand that there has been a 4000% increase in bipolar disorder from 1997 until present. Many people are being diagnosed with this personality disorder when in actuality it is a result of our transition from the 6th level of consciousness to the 7th. I am on halfpad and ?secrets? because I have a general interest providing others with a perspective outside of the situation. Sure I write silly and weird secrets, but usually because I am silly and weird, but I am a teddy bear. I would never hurt myself before hurting the feelings of others. I don?t want that kind of karma on my heart. I have enough strain on it at the moment to make enemies wherever I go. I don?t know if you will ever believe this is the real (zane) but who cares anyway. I will still be posting the same damn secrets and whining about the love that got away, and there will homosexual innuendos, racist remarks and crass comments where ever I go. I can deal with that, I know you all may think that I am crazy, but as long as I don?t everything will be ok. If you want to be friends, cool. If you want to pretend you are me, cool. Either way, I still have a life that is just getting better everyday.
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give him a hug and kiss for me!
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^ WTF. who the f*** are you!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!! piece of shit! why would you do that?!? stay the f*** out of my life.
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(op)you sound like a very nice person zane, and i think posting anonymously may help protect some of your innocence. jealousy is ugly and i think people look at your spirit and want to crush it because they are so unhappy they can't even stand the thought of someone else feeling fulfilled when they are empty.
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(op)and zane, i am sorry if you cannot have kids, this is our second try so i know what it's like to deal with fertility issues. you sound like you would make a really great dad!
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I like the comment of the guy who said...just don't stop after you get your wish...LOl she will :( and he will resent her everyday of her life. Why would she want that? Why would he. bringing a child into a damaged relationship like that is f***ed on so many levels. I pray you don't have a child ever.
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(op) for all the people who don't read the remarks before they post please reference them. i have already explained my secret and i am not in a damaged relationship....and why would i stop having sex with my husband after we have a child? guess what? i like getting laid too!!! and for the person who is praying for my infertility you are really fUcKeD up and i hope you die soon :)
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It's not about stoping having sex, but to f*** his brains out repetedly everyday ..yeah you won't do that...especially after the baby is born. Trust me you wont not for years after that kid, bgut likely you will want more and then it will be years after them that you will want to f*** him like that again or not that you will want to but when you will have energy and time too. Good Luck though...didn't mean to sound so depressing :/
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^(op)maybe that is your experience but so far we have never had a problem in that area...why are you worrying about my sex life again? i hear this from so many woman, but i plan on keeping my man happy for many years, children or no children...once again i initiate sex almost as much if not more than he does BECAUSE I LIKE IT! why the hell would i ever want to cut myself off???
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Because you will be fat and disgusting and sweaty and he will never want to go close to it again especially if you let him in the delivery room. Do Not Let Him In! I am serious he will never look at you the same again.
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oops sorry did I ruin the mood? Enjoy it while you can still feel his cock in there.
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^i have one word for you, MILF!!!!!!!
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^^so now every woman who has ever had a kid will never ever ever ever again get laid again? if a pussy can take some guy shoving his fist in it and regain it's shape, the same thing will happen after you have a kid. they are called kegal exercises dumb FuCkS!
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She just wants to get married, you know that's the only way to do it anymore, no guy will get married otherwise.
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You should want to screw him anyway, not just for your own gain. You should've been doing this every week. So you really will stop after you get what you want won't you? Lying POS.
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(op) two up i am already married to him you dummy. and one up i already fUcK him 5 to 8 times a week as it is and have kept that up for three years because i love sex and he is great it bed....but this week is special :) because we will get to create a baby together. i just hope it works out this time!
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*yawn*
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^bored? why comment then?
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I'm going to echo the "don't stop after you get your wish" sentiment. My wife used to f*** my brains out. Daily. Sometimes multi-daily. Then, after we got pregnant with our first, it all stopped. I think we've had sex maybe 10 times in the last 3 years now...
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See? You aren't any more special than anyone else. Have a nice life ms perfect!
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^who said i was perfect? why are you such a hater.....another jealous woman who isn't happy so she shits on everyone else perhaps? just because some woman lose their sex drive doesn't mean i will! some men will also lose their sex drive....does that mean you should never fall in love with a guy because when he gets old he may not get it up anymore? that is such twisted logic! as for the guy two up, your wife sounds like she has an estrogen dominance imbalance....hormone dysfunction is the number one cause of loss of sex drive!
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^i am not zane.....zane is zane and i am me and thats all there is to it!
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(op) UPDATE : IT WORKED!!!!!!!
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