I think it should be mandatory law that all women wear high heels.

Marriage = Suicide but glad humans invented divorce.

My family VOTED for this POSER! I didn't, and now they are ashamed to admit it. LOL I tell everyone I know they did too. It embarrasses the hell outta them!

You fuck with my feelings so many times. Now I'm gonna fuck with your life. I'm gonna take your man, sabotage your plans, and report all the illegal shit you do

I spent an entire year wondering if you liked me too - you finally confessed - but now you're with him. WTF and FML.