I'm available b****
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Tell him what you want! He's not a mind reader
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cool
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I am a woman. I have posted this saying before. Men want a woman who is a cook in the kitchen, a respectable host in the livingroom, and a slut in the bedroom. Honey, you need to become a commando when your bedroom lights go out. Buy a dildo. Tell him you have a surprize "gift" for him. Have him sit on the edge of the bed while you lay down with your legs spread in front of him. Fuck "his" gift until you cum all over. Then invite him into your loins.
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That is what we men are waiting for you stupid women to do.... When will some of you learn this? Geez.
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^They've been asking the same of us for just as long.
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Tell it like it is. Nobody talks to each other because they are afraid that their partner will think they are weird. The truth of it is, their partner might just like it too.
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^ Everyone is so afraid of being judged, because our culture attaches so much guilt to sex.
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What you need is a dominant to show him how to do what you like. The relationship seems worth saving if this is the only real problem. Just find a trainer to show him what you want.
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No, do it yourself.
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6662 up. That is an idea worth considering.
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me and my girl pee on each other
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^I'll bet you two have glowing skin! 2^ Absent a "trainer" there are many movies in the dominance submission genre worth checking out...secretary, some parts of four christmases, etc.
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b**** boy
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beat his ass
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My hubbie pees on my buns when I shower.
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What is with this pee crap? I am a man and it does not sound so good to me.... Yuck.
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Actually, there's nothing yuck about the pee. From a healthy person it's a sterile substance, great astringent for the skin.
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Oh great, another doctor in waiting........Ass.
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^No, douche, I am THE doctor. Who else would know pee trivia like this: Leave a capped jar of pee for 48 hours (or more!) to build up lots of ammonia. It'll stink bad but the possibilities are endless! Bug bites...gone. Bombs...easy! Fun with pee!
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Sure. And if he does then you start b****ing about how he is all smothering and controlling.Women. Can't live with 'em.
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