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When I was on tour last year, I totally had sex with that stripper girl that was dancing on the table at the bar.

When I was on tour last year, I totally had sex with that stripper girl that was dancing on the table at the bar.

 
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LOL
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Well it can get stressful and a must needed stress release is understandable.. I have a friend who did a tour and use to pay for hand jobs lol
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Totally !
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YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh this is getting interesting
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THAT'S OK, I HAD SEX WITH MY FRIEND ON TOP OF THAT A.C. UNIT AT THE SAME TIME YOU YOU SCREWING THAT STRIPPER. I PUMPED HIM IN THE BUTT WITH MY 2 INCH CHYNA, LADY GAGA INSPIRED CLITORIS!!!! IT WAS SATISFACTORY!!!! :)
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he "totally" had sex.....is that letting us know it was better than "partially" ??
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1 person is the way God designed it. The end is near, repent.
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“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!”~George Carlin
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I somewhat had sex with a stripper once. A former stripper that is. Black gold. Texas tea.
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classy.
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did your dick fall off yet?
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^^Yes, it fell off into your mother's mouth last night.
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If this opportunity did not present itself to me once I would have thought this post was BS. When I was in bootcamp at Lawton Oklahoma in 1980, I had a stripper who wanted to take me home. As pretty as she was, there was something skanky about doing a stripper. Well, as luck would have it, another guy from my platoon was taken home by her a week later. He said that woman f***ed his eyeballs out of his sockets.
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I bet the dancer is telling all her friends she met some jerk slob who claims he was on tour and road his ass to AIDSville. Screwing dancers and skank whores is no conquest anymore. It's just showing how desperate YOU are for a female. EW
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Boring.
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So Fucking WHAT?? Big Deal you Fucked a stripper anyone could if the money is right!You are a real classy guy, excuse me while I barf..............
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Better to totally have sex rather than partially have sex.
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This is really silly. What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you all deranged, bored, retarded, what gives??
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...totally had sex ?
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I banged your girlfriend while you were on tour
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I also banged her as well.
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I also, also, banged her.
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I banged her
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I banged BOTH OF THEM> HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
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I totally think this site is pointless. You guys are a bunch of pathetic a** ****s. Confessing your "Secrets" to a lame ass website. I bet most of the stuff on this site is bullshit. It's just people that are lonely seeking attention.
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That stripper girl was actually a guy
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^2 takes one to know one!
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3^ yet, here you are
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I boned your momma and your daddy!
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2^and here you are!
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You people are all f***ing NUTS!!!!!
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Macadamia anyone?
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We're Americans...so we all are nuts!
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This is getting to be a bunch of CRAP!!!!!
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^At least it's solid, what with all the nuts.
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2^ Is it time to fling the poo!
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^Could be a great yule log this year with all the spicy deer chili.
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