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My cat "Lil' Payne" has a conspiracy theory problem. He thinks the government is after him and that our trailer is bugged by the FBI and CIA. What should I do?
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Just because he is paranoid doesn't mean they aren't really out to get him LOL. Has he been chipped? Really that might have a little something to do with it. Happy New Years Cointelpro!
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cut down on paprika consumption
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You should move.
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To the first poster, your a sour puss. Thats a cute kitty
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Kitty has the force.
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Well, I can't tell you what to do there, but I can safely say don't put your cat in the microwave.
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^ I would never do such a thing. :)
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That cat looks pissed
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Trying to see how many comments you can get for writing rubbish. Here's another for you Sir Pathetic
Dover
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^ Excuse me sir/miss, do I know you? Are you the guy that sold me that bag of hash?
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stop trolling and start being nicer to your cat
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^LOL. That's not my cat you f u c k i n g DOLT.
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my dog thinks the same thing ive been on the run for months.
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yea stop trolling and get outside
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^It's snowing outside. I'm not going out in that shit. I'm going to troll halfpad and drink my hot cocoa
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You are an idiot!
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^Your mom is an idiot you b****.
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Start with a can of red spray paint. Paint a dot. Around the dot, paint a circle. Around that circle, paint another circle. Then take a Colt .45 and aim for the dot.
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Start by believing your cat. You people always do the most obvious thing last, sheesh.
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listen to his voices
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