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I allowed my friend to bring a prostitute to Thanksgiving dinner. I told my wife she was his girlfriend.

I allowed my friend to bring a prostitute to Thanksgiving dinner. I told my wife she was his girlfriend.

 
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That's good. Was she hot?
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Ho's gotta eat too!
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Did you all run a train on her after dinner?
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Hold up, wait a second! That seems very inappropriate of your friend and shows a lack of respect to your wife and jeopardizes your family and home security. You condone the soliciting of prostitutes and would allow one in your home. You continue a friendship w/ a man who essentially has no respect for woman... deep down that includes no respect for your wife. Your lack of judgement in this matter is probably a clue to greater indescretions on YOUR part. Don't you care about your wife's welfare? Prostitutes are veritable criminals who are capable of theft, murder, extortion, larceny, etc. Now, a criminal knows the inside of your house, your address, your names, and a little about your lives. And there sat your wife being the unaware hostess! You are a CARELESS JERK. Tell your wife the truth, so that she can wisely protect herself against the evils of the world which you have invited into her home... you unwise idiot!
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Lice...Lice...Baby.
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Geez, write a novel why don't ya. It's amazing how women get all freaked out by prostitutes, assuming that men who frequent their company have a lack of respect for womankind. Not true. What do you say about a woman who marries a man for his money? Is she a whore? Or does the veiled illusion of suburban respectability shield her from such an insult. Jesus knew whores, and quite possibly gave thanks whilst breaking bread with them.
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You deluded your wife and lied by omission.You think more of your friend than you do your wife. Unbelievable!
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you guys are all stupid. who are you to judge other people? if he let his friend bring a prostitute to dinner then that's his business. quit leaving stories on here and just enjoy the secrets :]
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"Never mind the shrimp honey, our new friend of the family is bringing home the crabs!"
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we had a huge valentines day party at the gym i work at. as a joke someone sent a hooker to my boss. (not that this guy needs to pay for sex) it was hilarious becuz she was lookin for him and tryin not to let everyone know why she was there, even though we all did. we just were like "why?" "what can we do for you?" "is there anything i can help you with?" "we dont know where he is." eventually we helped the two meet up and he sent her and her pimp away. he was outside in this funny little shaggin-waggin!!!
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Way to be a Bro.
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You are the man. I'd do it too if I had friends to invite to thanksgiving.
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I have friends but still think this would be a real nail bitter... It would be the shit - maybe next year I will ask a friend (one my gf doesn't know well) to bring hooker. I would be willing to pay for half but she would have to do me with a strapon dildo - my gf won't - I asked!!!
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Now that is f***ing HOT!!!!! I bet you would screw a cold dead turkey also or a quart jar of mayonaise
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Good set-up for a sitcom.
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Hanging out with criminals and hookers?? Wow, that sounds just like what Jesus did.
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next year 2
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why must one be a criminal because their a hooker. what about wall street Enron our us gov. do you think this not a crime. what if she needed to feed her child. or a roof over her head. is it better to just get maried and have kids then split and get child support .when your out on the street please come back and tell us all how you did every thing right .
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also to you god fearing people . did your god not save a whore and say let he who has never sin cast the first stone so throw away people but you may burn in hell as well.
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Good job next time let your friend bring a murderer to the house. What a smart guy you are. Stupid a** ****!
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All this shows is that prostitutes are pretty much like everybody else!
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