| Why control? Do it! 
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  | LOL  They are annoying aren't they?  "Accidentally" run into them! 
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  | Frikin Hate Those Damn Shoes!!!! 
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  | Lmao! That made my day.  Thanks 
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  | Agree. 
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  | Shoot, I want a pair, but apparently they don't come in adult sizes. :( 
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  | go Dude 
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  | I'm in. 
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  | ROFL I have thought the exact same thing. Sometimes when a child is causing a scene, I have to fight the urge to whisper to them. "There ain't no Santa, and I ate the Easter bunny for lunch." 
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  | ^^lol^^ 
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  | this post is awsome i hate that shit too hahah 
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  | I just want to do a leg sweep and watch them crack their skulls on the pavement. 
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  | i can't believe the parents let them wear them too,they both need to be slapped. my kids have them but would never allow them to skate around the f'ing store! wtf?! 
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  | ohh i hate those shoes and will never buy them for my kids.. 
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  | bwaahhahahahahahahaha! 
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  | That's funny shit!! 
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  | Why??? too fat or dumb to be able to do it yourself, get a life, they aren't hurting you... 
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  | You are so stupid. Grow up and ang get off of your Heelys. Funny as hell post by the way. 
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  | Hell yeah, there is a time and a place for those damn things, and the little bastards are so irresponsible on them, too.  Where the hell are the parents when they are rolling around in those damn things? 
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  | If you touched my kid I would beat you to a pulp.
 You obviously don't have children. 
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  | Actually I have 3 children, but I'm smart enough to keep them off of those damn things. 
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  | LOL good post. 
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  | In the immortal words of the Flip Wilson character, Geraldine, "Don't fight the feeling"! 
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  | They actually do come in adult sizes. My ex and I each have a pair.  I am 33.  He is 37. We just don't skate around stores in them.... 
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  | I keep hoping they'll dive head first into gallon jars of pickles...  "Clean up, aisle 5... call 911 while you're at it.". 
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  | I love reading these comments because now I realize other people do think like me.It makes me feel normal - thank you 
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  | Are you sure that you're not jealous like me...I want a pair. 
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  | Don't fight that urge, do it. Several times I've had those little rats slam into me, once triggering a relapse of an old injury. They discovered to thier horror the rage I hide within...showed their selfish, self-righteous, holier-than-thou parents the meaning of fear. 
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  | Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha, Same here! 
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  | LMAO....me too 
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  | MAYBE IT AIN'T RIGHT TO USE THEM INSIDE BUT COME ON, HITTING A KID! PLEASE CHILL A BIT. 
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  | me too!me too! lets clothsline the parents first for letting them do that in public 
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  | I saw a kid who was skating on the sidewalk when all of a sudden, he hit a crack and fell pretty hard. I'm ashamed to say that my friend and I burst out laughing:) 
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  | Let them have their childhood, the innocent joy gets taken away at a younger and younger age.  Please try and  overlook this side of yourself , we all have good and bad . A joke in your mind is as far as this should go . 
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  | Just drop a bottle of water on the floor works everytime 
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  | Clothesline? I usually feel like sticking my fist out and letting them "heel" right into it. 
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  | To those of you who what to harm kids,your a bunch of sick bastards1!! I WOULD love to kick your ass. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. 
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  | ^ Well put on your Heelys and bring it!! 
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  | Holy shit I couldn't agree with you more! The sad part is I'm a parent and secretly wanting to kick another child's legs out from under them almost seems sinister. Oh hell who are we kidding let's knock those little bastards down! lmfao**To the poster who wants to kick the ass of those threatening to "harm" another child. Go f*** yourself. We don't want to hurt the little shit heads, just knock them off those irritating Heely's! LOL** 
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  | You are retarded and evil!I bet if i saw you i would want to choke your ugly face even if you dont have heelys just cause you have a fat neck and monkey face. 
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  | STICKEM UP THEIR ASS 
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  | those shoes suck! do it! do it! they are obviously not disciplined parents these days suck as parents and should never have children! 
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