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After 29 years, I love my wife, I never cheated, don't like men, my kids are wonderful, I'm not on drugs, drink little and am quite happy. Don't tell anyone!

After 29 years, I love my wife, I never cheated, don't like men, my kids are wonderful, I'm not on drugs, drink little and am quite happy. Don't tell anyone!

 
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HOORAY for you!!!! That is so WONDERFUL!!!!!! Thank you for being such a terrific man!!!!!
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OP: #1^- I couldn't get anymore in... but I DON'T cut myself, hurt animals, hate black people or anyone else. I have a good job (self employed for 30 years), a great (hetero/monogamous) sex life. I live in the country, love and drive American cars (since I was 16), pay my taxes, have a college degree, am honest to a fault, teach my children to be kind and considerate, recycle everything, help whenever and whomever I can, love to build things, and try never to do anythying that will make me feel bad about myself (IE: lie, steal or cheat). One problem: The Democratic philosophy of government scares the hell out of me, no one should get anything for nothing.
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^ That's sounds real modern America, never satisfied, decadent and without morals.
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I smell a bible banger! Notice how he had to mention he doesn't like men twice...
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^ Wrong again knit picker. Can't stand seeing anyone that's just happy, hey?
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I would off myself if I was you....
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If none of the above, he probably just has a small package. Why else would he feel the need to go brag about his perfect life via anonymous 'secret', then argue with random trolls commenting on the internet?
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Glad to know that a good man does exist!
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#2^ I pack an 8" dick that my wife and several women before her thinks/thought is incredibly wonderful. I like arguing with you trolls on the internet because you are so pathetic in your weak, insulting thinking. #3^ I would never consider suicide because its the cowards way out and I accept responsibility for my actions. #4^I have my problems just like the rest of humanity but I live for life not money, fame or to be better than anyone else. I use my intelligence to reason things out and never a temper to fix a problem.
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#5^I'm not a Republican but I believe in self reliance and personal responsibility, less government and capitalism. I believe in global warming but have read enough to be skeptical that man caused it and/or can do anything about it. I love science, especially astronomy and read all I can along those lines. I am not pro life but believe in the death penalty. I think abortion is a woman's choice as suicide should be anyone's choice. The military in Iraq is definitely protecting our freedom since it is is a tenet of Islam (not the Arabs but Islam) that all non believers should be subjagated or die. Islam is responsible for 9/11. Bush was a mediocre President but he did what he believed right even though I disagreed with him a lot. The Democrats and Republicans are responsible on a 60%/40% ratio for the economocc mess (Frank, Reid, other Dems championed Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, the main culprit in this mess) and Obama is simply a con and crooked Chicago Politician and narcissist who is leading us down a path of self destruction where no one is responsible for anything and the government is supposed to fix everything. My wife and I only married after an attorney friend said I would have to sign papers to claim my first born 26 years ago) if I wanted to be "legally her father". Abstinence absolutey works. Unfortunately, most people don't have the strength, sense or wherewithall to abstain (including me). Birth control is a necessity in this world no matter what my Catholic upbringing says. And everyone has the absolute right to own a weapon and though I draw the line at assault rifles I truly believe that our government is being subverted and should be completly ousted. Assult rifles may be the only real alternative someday as Thomas Jefferson admonished us almost 300 years ago. Finally, Dover is one of the most simple minded individuals I have ever had the displeasure of seeing in print anywhere.
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#6^ - See what mean about simple minded... I'm a moron because I made a mistake with the word nit. As in nit-wit or #6^.
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PS: Thanks to everyone who had nice and rational comments, their is hope for the human race and you are it.
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I applaud you! All we get on here are terrible secrets..not that the secrets suck, just that they are secrets and usually horrific. Thanks for bringing some joy onto here. No need to explain yourself to the haters/trolls...jealousy is a b**** for them! Keep up your good life style. I salute you!
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^^^"thanks for bringing some joy on here"?? HEY LOOK EVERYONE, THIS DIP SHIT ABOVE ME IS EVEN MORE BORING THAN THE TOOL THAT AUTHORED THIS TRIP DOWN BOREDOM LANE. LMFAO!!!
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^ Another crybaby with nothing to live for. WAH! WAH! WAH! I hate everythng and everybody and don't get in my way or I'll piss all over you. God called while you were doing your last hit and said you left your soul in the cess pool again.
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God?? good one you idiot.
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who ever the mary is than wrote this is a closet homer-sexual. I mean... look at the way she keeps coming on here to argue with people. LMFAO. ya drama queen you.
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amd nice pic of 2 guys holding each other.... that's all this buff stud needs to see to know this "guy" has got someone elses johnson on his mind... not his wife's sweet, sweet kooter.
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It nice to see I'm not the only human on the planet that is enjoying their life, conserned about our counrty and the planet, able to speak (type) with conviction (though I can't spell without google LOL) and isn't intimidated by loosers who post crap on this site. "The best revenge is living well."
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Please -- do you have a clone who's still single? If so, please contact me immediately! :-)
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^^oh, I forgot to tel you, my name is BRUCE XO.
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ON HERE. I KNOW MY HUSBAND FEELS THE SAME WAY, AND IT IS EXHILARATING
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YEAH! I love getting back on here and tweaking all your feces covered noses in positive, life affirming thoughts that most of you vomit brained cholos don't even understand. The only thing you seem to understand is name calling and homosexuality. Maybe you should rethink why that's on your mind so much and why everyone you don't like is a homo, from there you may discover why you hate yourself so much. 1^ Thanks! God bless your husband and you too! This should be worth another flurry of God bashing from the Nasty Nazis on here. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Don't have a heart attack... simpletons.
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honest question: as someone else pointed out/ why would you put a pic up of 2 guys embracing if you are a straight guy?? hummm?
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Honest answer: It's not two guys, It's my wife and me on a beach in Oregon. The two guys scenario says more about the observer than it does about the author. Typical!
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is her name Pat??
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^ Good one - NOT!
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^ You will believe what you want, "The only thing you seem to understand is name calling and homosexuality." Just trying to speak your language. Go in peace! (but just go, please!)
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Wow, I could have lived out the rest of my life just fine, without ever knowing that you have an 8" dick. The picture I have in my head of some granpa with a ruler is just plain icky. Also, as the poster 2 up pointed out, you DO seem to be getting more and more angry and defensive as this progresses. Life isn't quite the Norman Rockwell illustration that you've made it out to be, is it, Grandpa America? No one ever measures their dick in a Norman Rockwell illustration.
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^^^LMAO @ the above poster. great job putting him in his place. If you are your own biggest fan... spare us the details and do NOT come on here to bore us with your pathetic "look at me" grandiose pontifications....
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#2 & #1 ^ Man! am I ever slammed into my place and feeling ba-ad boo-hoo. You two are powerful tough LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL This "old guy" is proud of every year I've lived and I can guarantee I've been happier and at peace with life more that any of you insulters. Just remember, if you're lucky you'll be old someday too, unfortunately you'll never be happy, not with your attitudes. PS my 8"s still works and without chemical help, bet you wish you could say the same. Goodbye!
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It's actually nice to see that someone is happy with their life. I don't think there are enough people like you. It's really sad to see the people leaving rude comments on here when someone is trying to post something good and positive. I wish the world was more like this man's life. I am sick of everyone being so mean.
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^ It is truly amazing how many people just can't stand to see someone else happy. May God forgive them for they know not what they do.
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at least he's humble
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^LOL!!!
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I like how he gets on here and compliments himself!!! LMAO!
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and handsome too....
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^^^^SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yes... that shadow is very becoming....
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Really??? This is your defense? "Hey, at least I don't need viagra, like 5% of the population." Really???
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#1,2,3 ^ WOW! How sad! God Bless you all!
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Please, stop leaving comments on your own post.
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i beg you to leave your wife and marry me. PLEEEZE!...Dago
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we were made for each other, you me cucumber and Dover. luv always, Dago
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Ah...Of course. Forever the insipid insult as the tag line. Feeling pretty cunning about now, I bet. Couldn't keep those stubby little fingers from betraying your true vapid inanity.
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So there is a better place for this shit; Craigslist! More people who are all smarter than you and better arguments!
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the whole reason why dago and all these other wack jobs cant stand this post is b/c misery loves company and god fobid someone be truely happy. it's sad and pathetic that you have all attacked him for no reason. to the op, i hope you realize you are leading a charmed life and that we are all jealous! i hope it lasts since you sound like you have also worked to get where you are today!
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Once again, please stop leaving positive comments on your own post. No one's buying it.
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^I'll post whenever I feel like it. Maybe you should stop trying to control everything. #2 ^ Thanks, I know how lucky I am and I thank the the powers that be everyday for my good fortune. As you say, I have worked hard for what I have (I'm not rich monetarily) and I am very proud of myself, my wife, my children and my life. It's sad that so many people hate it. Happiness is a decision not an accident. PS: Buying it? "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
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Thanks for posting... now do you have brothers???
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^ Thank you! only 5 sisters, I think I learned tolerance from them. Wish some of the folks on here knew tolerance.
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^^^ that explains a lot.
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You commented on some sweet little girl's post, just to whine about how the response to your post has not gone your way. What a man you are. Get some class!
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^I'd say it's gone exactly as I predicted it would and you folks with the nasty comments won me a $1 for every nasty post. Thanks for being so predictable? I love you guys and PLEASE don't stop the nasty mindless comments. I'll be taken the wife to dinnre on Saturday on you! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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^ Okay, that doesn't even make sense.
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could you squeeze off that 8 in dago;s mouth?
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I give you props! People only post negative on here most of the time and others feed off of it and don't no what to do but be rude when they come across something positive!
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2^ You counted? And now you attempt to use it as a putdown... You're dumber than a stump! My God people like you are stupid... and jealous.
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Anyone else notice that everytime he gets a couple of bad comments, he has to come back on and post a fake comment to himself about: "It's nice to see a positive post. Everyone else is just jealous. Do you have any brothers?" Blah, blah, blah...
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^ That wasn't mine but yes I am having a great time reading your jealousy and bitterness and goading people like you to keep posting. What a hoot and so predictable!!
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^PS: I've got all you malcontents by the short hairs and you're funnier than hell.
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Thank you Dover, you've proven your worth once again... about a buck. less taxes. Dover = #1 malcontent = Dago Maybe you should consider listening more instead of opening your mouth and proving you worthlessness.
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I'm starting to think there is a little Dover in all of us....
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Hey OP..really like your posts and following comments. Nice to hear of another upstanding rational human being who approaches life with and equal helping of intelligence and emotional intelligence. Damn rare! Im a gay man who is monogamous with his life’s partner. (and not a democrat) It is good people like you who make our world a better place. Thanks for sharing a healthy perspective.
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^ God bless the gay folks.
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^ That's two more than give shit about you, Hater.
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well... all and all tis has been a very pleasant thread......
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sounds like my daddy ;) and him and my mom have been together almost 38 years :) best man I know
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Why are you so defensive? Why do you keep arguing with stupid antagonistic posts when you say you don't give a damn? Maybe you're trying to convince yourself that you believe everything you wrote in your original post. Maybe your life is much worse than you let on. And what the heck do you have against men? You are one.
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Tell everyone. That is not a small feat. And your wife has the right to be proud of what she has.
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too many argumentative comments. You're happy? Good for you. Everyone deserves to be happy as long as it's not at the expense of anyone else.
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You're so BAD!
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eeb plab neesta, we know the truth you demon
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Good for you! There are so few people anymore that have morals, and are happy with their lives! :)
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You make me sick. Why don't you take your pathetic 8" dick and go and fu ck yourself with it. loser.
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I couldn't agree more........what an asswipe you are!
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Oh my God, a real happy post. I am so happy for you and wish more of us in this life could feel that way. Glad the magic is still there.
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So happy that life is good to you.Thanks for sharing with us.Forget all the ugly comments.People are jealous of someone happy.
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OP, you don't know how lucky you are!
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