I am also lonely.
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  Drink with a buddy, then you won't feel lonely.
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  Is this my soon to be ex-wife???If it is honey im sorry.
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  When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself...
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  All my friends done give up on me and it makes me feel oh so sad....I drink alone
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  Yeahhhhh, with nobody else...you know when I drink alone....I prefer to be by myself...
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  Switch to pot!
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  I only drink to make others more interesting. Dorothy Parker said it, and I so agree.
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  The other night I lay sleeping, and I woke from a terrible dream, so I called up my good buddy Wiser, and his partner Jimmy Bean cuz we drink alone...
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  do you want one burbon, one scotch, and one beer?
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  You want to borrow my "beer goggles"?
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  Get you ass to AA......feeling alone is a sickness that can only be cured bt a Spiritual change......AA is the best place to go for a drinker.....lonlieness has NOTHING to do with how many peple are or are not in your life......that pain is a lack of a good relationship with God.....trust me,I felt just like you do 16 years ago before I got sober.....todaythe lonelieness is long gone and I feel good most every day......AA works if you do whats there......I did....good luck!!!!......:o))
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  12 steps...  get a DWI and blow high enough, and you'll be forced to learn them.  Make sure they sign your paper.
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  same here
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