I throw them out the sunroof and BLAM all over their windshield! That'll teach them not to draft like it's f***ing NASCAR! (I also tap my breaks every chance I get just to keep them on their toes. You never know when a dog, deer, or skunk is going to run out in front of you.) What ever happened to the 1 car length per each 10 mph rule they taught us back in driver's ed? I guess it went out the window too.
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^ brakes... oops
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cool
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I've seen 5 major grass fires in my life caused by people like you. You're an idiot.
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why dont you just move over to the next lane?
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Tap the brakes fairly periodically....The only issue is if your not doing the speed limit. Don't be one of those jacks that like to do 10 or 15 under and expect everyone following them to be nice about it.
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What does a lit cig do to a car? This only works for convertibles...
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litter bug!!
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try going slower it's better than littering and risking a fire or injury or how about get OVER
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Nobody said the OP was on a 4-lane interstate highway, riding around in the left lane. I have a** ****s tailgate me on rural roads around here pushing me up to damn near 70 mph in 55 mph zones because the dipshits left their houses late. It's NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM they can't get their shit together! After they pass me, I get a laugh as I pull up right behind them at the next traffic light. Stupid bastiches. I secretly hope I see them wrapped around a tree in the next curve, 'cause I sure as Hell am not going to stop to assist them. (I was busy on my cell phone, officer. Didn't see them, or their skid marks.)
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yes because the police will be happy to know that you were too busy talking on your cell phone to pay attention to the road.
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^ Talking on a cell phone while driving is legal here. Texting isn't.
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MANIAC!!!
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Hit the friggin brakes and see him mess his pants
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you must be so proud
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It's also fun to wash your windows as the wiper fluid flies right onto their car. Good times.
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I throw pennies out the sunroof, but only at truckers.
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Take a piss in a Taco Bell cup then throw it out your window on them.
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Your mother didn't give you enough attention, apparently.
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let them pass and flick a snot rocket on their window
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Take a shit in a Taco Bell cut then throw it out your window on them.
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Next time, throw a bag of bloody meat out your window...that'll stop 'em!
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I throw my empty beer bottles out the window
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Dump a 10 lb bag of flour out the window next time. It works LOVELY!!!!
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