| I fully understand your desire. Although I am not vertically challenged, ie midget,hobbit,short f***,stumpy,dwarf,etc. I you have the fantasy of f***ing every women you see while you wear "high heels" so be it. Just remember everyone is making fun of you behind your back little-short-shit. 
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  | ^You are totally stupid and missed the whole point!!! 
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  | Hahaha the first commenter is an idiot. 
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  | I have a secret desire to f**k you in the a** with my high heels;) 
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  | No, the rest of you are idiots.  I think the only one who actually got it was the first poster.  Retards 
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  | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaww shit where are my f*** me pumps?!?! 
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  | High heels don't do anything to me. They are like a throwback to another age. I think the "ballet slippers" with the little bows are really hot! 
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  | Ok, I'm going to type really, really slow. 1.) I have a secret desire to f*** every woman in high heels that I see. 2.) I have a secret desire to f*** woman I see who is wearing high heels. 3.) I have a secret desire to f*** every woman I see while wearing high heels. 4.)My secret desire is to f*** every woman who wears high heels. Now please get back behind the counter and super size my fries. FuckingProductsofPulicEducationRetards. 
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  | while wearing high heels?I did a guy wearing heels, with my strap on. 
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  | Looks like the cracker box got opened. 
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  | So, OP, do you find wearing high heels makes you walk all wobbly? 
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  | I just wanna be kicked in the balls by a hot woman wearin' heels:) 
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  | ^Where ya at? I have just the pair of heels to get the job done!!! 
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