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		|  | ![]()  I have a yearning for my coworker, but she doesn't know I am alive. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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		|  | ![]()  I feel it's my destiny to save the Earth, but I don't know where to begin. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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		|  | ![]()  My roommate was jacking my pot, so I jacked his bike and sold it.  Karma, realigned. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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		|  | ![]()  I spend my weekends watching porn and eating corn dogs. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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		|  | ![]()  I am the only person in this world I can't love. 
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