now that i'm prego my dreams are SO crazy! i keep dreaming i cheat on my hubby...first a midget, now suge knight. i'm scared what i will come up with next!!

my husband is a big horny dork....don't worry ladies, he's taken!!!

I'm an age 43 man that used to have a lot of confidence but not so much anymore. I'm beginning to wonder if I'm not as attractive as I think I am.

I'll be 20 in a week, I am going to miss being a teenager.

I wish I had been born a girl.