Once I was doing it with a guy and it was so bad that I looked at him and said " Fill me up with regular please".

men are sexually frustrated later in marriage. why is it so hard for a women to give up 10-15 minutes of their day for intimacy?

I don't believe in god. I smoke pot. I believe in gay rights and am pro-abortion. Yet I am anti-welfare for able adults, so I vote Conservative.

Halloween is such a great time of year, all the ladies love to show off their costumes for me. I really like the big ones. And they like me too.

I have this fantasy where Dexter has me saran-wrapped to his table... ok i dont have enuf chrctrs to put it all in, but its hotmessydirtysticky sex...