I hate slow Drivers. I am so tempted to just slam into slow cars holding up traffic. Some people dont get it to move over.

The only thing I am good at is making money. I have no friends or life because I am always working or thinking about work.

I have kissed girls in front of my husband and we loved it! It makes us both hot! We want a threesome with another woman. Shhh! Don't tell my kids or family!

I just REALLY like to smoke pot.

I fantasize and even dream about murdering people all the time. I would never act on it so I think I'll start writing movie scripts instead.