I love sex, but hate the smell afterwards.

I am so fuckin horny

We flirted..we ignored..we flirted it was not meant to be we were both married, so why can't I get you out of my head?

My alcoholic neighbor still has no idea that I have been the one that throws rocks at him when he stumbles from his car to his house.

Thanks for women who look like they would put out on the first date