I lost my job last month and can't tell my wife that we're probably going to lose our house, and all our savings.

People ask when I'll have a 2nd child. The truth is never. I was blessed with a healthy & beautiful baby. I irrationally fear the next would have birth defects.

I never told you this. That little girl next door likes you best. And I'm so jealous

I have slept with several men from every branch of the military....

I'm supporting our troops MY way...

Sometimes I wonder why the f*** I still speak to you.