I left my husband for you, then you didnt want me anymore. U got married. 12 years later your wife was having an affair, now ur divorced. Funny, isnt it?

It was my b-day I got hammered and pissed all over you in bed. I said it was the dog. 3 weeks later you left me for you ex. I'm so glad I pissed on you!!

Living together feels more like I'm "playing house."

My wife & I are old and fat and "real" sex doesn't seem much fun, so I spend hours on the internet remembering how it used to be.

freaky guys are HOT!!