I told everyone, including you, that I didn't love you. But now deep inside I think I do more then anything.

I feel bad you have no friends, but that doesn't mean you can take advantage of me...

My room mate stinks so bad that at night if she is dead asleep i drench her with febreeze. she smells like sex and booze 24/7. it stinks up our room.

I wasted 7 years of my life with you, I don't hate you, I hate myself for staying. The only thing I feel for you is pity, because your life will always be shit.

I am 10yrs older than my wife and I want her to have sex with a hot young guy so I can watch.