The best sex I've ever had is with my handsome lover. Maybe if my husband knew this, he would turn off the f***ing tv and try harder.

What is this untold secret thing they all are talking about? I certainly won't tell, you left your panties at my plsce again,don't worry i'm keeping them too.

I backed into another car while rubbernecking today. No damage done - well, not much. Hot girls with great abs in low-rise jeans are a menace to society.

I can't fall asleep unless the TV is on. Not because I'm watching it but because my own thoughts are too stressful.

I did not want my son, now I wouldn't change that for anything. Thanks for being there like you promised you loser!