I embezzled over $5,000 from my uncle's business, but I don't feel guilty because he molested me for years.

I hate stuck up b****es that think they're hot shit. I know that Im pretty but I have morals and self respect for others. Id love to just strangle them.

We were having intercourse at a swinger's club when you stroked and died. I never told your family the truth. Only I know why the EMT didnt cut off your clothes

You found me after 20 years,& now we're friends again.I sometimes even flirt with you.I can't tell you, but I saw your medical records and I know you are HIV+.

Everytime I read about the 'victims' of Bernie Madoff, I think about how dumb they were in the first place for putting all their money in a high risk investment