I wanna buy myself a dildo and take my virginity with it.Originally I thought I had the right guy, but he turned out to be a cheater. Men are simply problems.

I want to have sweet lesbian sex with the Progressive Insurance woman.

I would like to go around to all the prisons in the USA & become the first serial killer for shooting imprisoned serial killers!

I can't wait until the day some thug tries to break into my house. It would give me great pleasure to blow him right back out the front door.

Im having an affair with a coworker and cant tell anyone no matter how much I want to because shes in the local public eye and it could cost us our jobs