I cant be the other woman anymore its been over a year. Its time for you to decide me or her. Im done with this emotional rollercoaster I need to move on.

I can't stand the smell of other peoples flatulence but i enjoy the smell of my own.

I am a phony. I preach the word of God, but I do not follow. I feel that Christians like me have caused many people to turn away from Christianity.

I'm addicted to online porn and have been for a while. I have taken it too far and will regret it for the rest of my life. Don't let your kids end up like me.

My new neighbor is a dead ringer for Jessica Biel. She does yoga every morning on her back deck. I'm married, and I'm a dead man.