I hate what kids now a days have become. They are lazy and rude to adults. Whatever happend to a slap on the face when they talk back to an adult/parent.

My friend thinks she gets guys cuz she's pretty? In reality, she looks like a hag, and only gets guys cuz she's easy.

I wish i was born 200 years earlier, so when i found out my wife was cheating I could have shot him and not worried about going to prison

i get more help and support from complete strangers on this website than i do from anyone else

My dog is the only reason why I'm alive...and the only love I've known.