I wish I could travel back in time so I could watch Jim, Jimmy, Janis, and Kurt do their thing.

I want a stack of photos of my cat that reach all the way to Mars. I would knock them over so they covered the entire earth. He would be more famous than Hitler

I fantasize about being with a woman all of the time..my husband wouldn't go for it. Just once I want to make a woman scream my name.

I watched my dad die from alcoholism. I am a 24 year old alcoholic. There is 1 person who knows how bad it is and I think I am going to lose him because of it.

i am so sick of being the fat girl with the pretty face.