Somebody please take my phone away after a couple drinks! =(

Sorry baby, but I really doubt your band would make it through the first week of tour without someone dying in your van or the band breaking up.

I am so much happier when I am alone.

what i miss the most is our sick sense of humor we shared babe come back

U cheated and didn't have the balls to tell me you're leaving me for her, now I'm happy your gone, so y can't u leave me and my b/f alone?