I AM A TOTAL f***ING SLUT

The only relationships I've been in were horribly disfuncional. I fear that I'll never meet her and be happy.

I had a brief passionate affair with a semi-famous stand-up comedian from my hometown. He calls when hes in town for drinks and sex. Hes 21 years my senior.

Your deployment to Iraq is a few weeks away I admitted that I would miss you but in truth I have fallen for you. I thought I would never fall in love again.

I always laugh and smile in front of my friends and family but I haven’t felt any real emotions for the last 5 years. I just feel completely hollow inside.