your children saved your life. After you and my wife ran out, I was gonna take it.

when we got married, i felt like i was looking through a clear window. Until he came along and threw a rock in it.

I only recently realized that I am gay. Today I realized that I was in love with my best friend in high school. She is now married. Fail.

MY MOM TRIED TO POISON US WHEN WE WERE SMALL, NOW THAT SHE IS OLD AND SICK, I FANTISIZE ABOUT DOING THAT TO HER. I HATE HER AND WANT HER TO DIE.

I once watched my ex-girlfriend have a miscarriage and I thought she was lying. I'm glad we never had the kid but I feel terrible for not holding her or helping