I kicked you to the curb, hoping you'd break your additions to alcohol, nicotine and narcissism...But how do *I* break my addition to YOU?

I secretly hate your family because every time you hit me, they act like it's no big deal. And I hate you for hitting me in the first place.

I caught my girlfriend cheating after she came home with rug burns on here knees, the end of a 7 year relationship.

I have a crush on my physical therapist, she is smoking hot, and did I mention I'm a girl?

I told my husband it was too late to abort, but it wasn't. I was just too afraid to tell him. Now sometimes I wonder if he really loves us.