I've been out of the Army for two and a half years, but I'm still unloading the wounded in my mind.

When I read the "i miss you" secrets from people who lost love years ago I get scared because I know that if I ever lose the guy I'm with now, that will be me.

My husband farts every ten seconds or so. He farts on me every single night when we sleep. Is that grounds for divorce? Its really gross...

I play on Webkinz and I'm over 30 yrs old. If anyone knew how much time I spend there, I would be really embarrassed.

It runs faster than me. I think I am catching up and find that thought is only an illusion.