Whenever I see a care bear, Mostly grumpy bear. I get horny. My boyfriend doesn't know thats the reason he's getting more.

We've only been married for 4 years and you've cheated on me 6 times. Why, what the hell is wrong with you. I wish I loved myself more than I love you...

i have an STD but dont know how to break it to my spouse. it was acquired before me and her met but just now showed symptoms

I am a public school teacher and I must say that emo/goth kids irritate me the most. What are they so ridiculously "sad" about? Hot Topic selection? Boo hoo

I told her to pose for a magazine,and she did. Now I feel that im not good enough for her.