I have a genuine phobia that an evil robot race will rise up and enslave us all.

Remember in 1987 when your teacher pulled down the map in front of the class and a bloody tampon fell out? Yeah, I did that. I still don't know why I did it.

My experience with bad relationships have taught me never to trust a woman.

years ago, before i was marred, i had a 3some with 2 off duty cops. my husband would be disgusted if he ever found out.

PETA should start sponsoring pro life abortion rallies, that way all the nutjobs would be in one place and we can build an interment camp around them.