I cheated. It made me realize how lucky I really am. I'll never do it again and I'll never tell. He doesn't deserve to be hurt that way. It's my guilt to carry.

I wonder if you know how much I love you? I have given myself over to you, completely, and it is simultaneiously the most wonderful, and scared I have ever felt

I go in our restaurant's storeroom and cut really stinky-ass farts, then hide until the towel-head chef comes in. He gets so pissed off.

I love giving Oral. I love how it feels. I don't understand why some women won't do it anything for their one and only??! It's your husband.Give it all to him

I know that I am a Patriot....as I get put on more,and more lists. Its them vs. you,not Right vs. Left. And your all bitches,for allowing it.