I'm not in love with anyone. Im no longer dependent on you. IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!

I met a man online a few years ago in person.We never had sex and have not seen one another in over a year.But his wife is stalking me now. I am afraid

I went to Disney World, and all I got was a set of Mickey Mouse saggy ears. How about that douche bag!

I just farted and blamed it on the dog

More than anything in the whole world I've always wanted to be a girl.