My wife thinks that i only make 200.00 a day trading, I make much more but don't tell her because she would waste it on material things like her friends do.

You told me I'd miss you when I left you. I didn't believe you at first. But now I do. I miss you every minute of every day.

I seem to be more intelligent than I am because, for some reason, I have a good vocabulary, but I think I'm really below average.I have never been more honest.

One of my coworkers makes my work experience a living hell. Her review is coming up and if it wasn't for karma I'd assist my boss in his quest to fire her.

I finally love myself after 42year, kinda wonderfurful