I secretly hate my bestfriend. I only keep her around, because she knows too much about me.

I was silent for so long about being gay. When I came out, you (my step-dad) said mean things. Your son (my step-brother) came to me after; we had sex twice.

i have moved on, i love him entirely, but why is it,you randomly pop in my head and it hurts more then 1000 knives? i hope its only bc we have a son together

If I could squirt my breast milk at people , I totally would.

When no one is around to smell a really stinky fart I get sad , another one wasted.