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My dog's feet smell like Fritos.
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i'm about ready to ducktape a set of antlers and a white tail to myself. maybe then you will notice me...I WANT TO GET LAID! when will deer season ever be over?
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I'm sorry I'm clingy, but at least you know that I love you. Tell me if there's something wrong, so I don't have to feel embarrassed to ask.
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I just slept with my EX.,now I want to make it with my soon-to-be EX.and want to marry the one(neither)I love.She doesn't want me.
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Wonder if your wife has figured out we are more than friends, that Im your bitch? Think we should tell her about all the gravy you gave me yesterday?
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