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I hate the fact that I quit smoking pot now it is getting legalized!
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I feel tremendous guilt when I masturbate because I know that it makes the baby Jesus cry.
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I'm 30 years old and I'm finally getting my dream operation. I will no longer be a man. I feel so free.
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If you lie to our daughter one more time I really don't know how I'll handle it. A little girl needs her mommy but I'm not so sure ours needs you.
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when you spill your own coffee you get so mad i feel like it's my fault. i don't want to be afraid of you anymore. why can't you be mad about "normal" things?
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