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My cat "Lil' Payne" has a conspiracy theory problem. He thinks the government is after him and that our trailer is bugged by the FBI and CIA. What should I do?
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I honestly feel like I dont belong here. People are so wrong! Im a sexual being but I dont sleep with everyone I meet. What the hell happened to society?
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I would like to go around to all the prisons in the USA & become the first serial killer for shooting imprisoned serial killers!
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Sometimes I envy those who have already lived their lives and have passed on.
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I like to sit down on & take long a relaxing shit in this toilet!
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