*if you come out soon i will give you a cookie....
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  what kind of sick fUcK would down this?
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  YOU CAN'T COOK A BABY! Well, you can, but it tastes awful unless doused in honey mustard. MMM....baby with honey mustard
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  ^ lol lol lol
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  ^ lol lol lol
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  Leave the baby in too long and it will come out black.
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  How do you get a baby out of a blender?  ......with doritos.
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  You'll love him more with a little ketchup.
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  Just how we feel. Well, except that I never thought about the "cooking" part. Expecting our first in Janurary. We love him/her already too!
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  See what happens when you play, "Hide the the turkey baster"?  :P
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  *thanks for all the great comments, i'm 6 days overdue and am so ready to have this baby!  i know some people wouldn't consider this a secret but after miscarrying the first time we got pregnant being able to get to this point has been my secret wish that i was afraid to say out loud...and now that the baby is almost here it feels like a dream come true!
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  Well, when he finds out the baby is the mailman's, or maybe it was the drug addict on the corner, he's going to kick your ass to the curb!
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  ^awww, is that what happened to your mommy? lmfao!!!
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  Hey, what's for supper bitcch, yur baby?
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  A baby does not a meatloaf make.
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  Congrats!  Holding that little person for the first time is the most spiritual experience a human being can ever have.
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  ^*thank you!!
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  this is so sweet, congrats! you are a lucky couple
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  This is f***ing stupid.  This site is for secrets, a** ****!
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  ^So you're saying you are a SECRET ASSHOLE?
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