i lost my virginity to a prostitue before work one day in the work van parked on 14th and p street, right by thomas circle in the d.c. wash,
 the dude i was working with was laughing his ass off at me, but he banged her next. we both got to work a half hour late, when we told are boss what happened, he got a kick out of our reason for being late
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  your comment is way better than this secret.  hooray for hookers
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  i would bang that maid in her ass
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  So now you've got a cleaning fetish?  Or is your house uber-dirty waiting to be cleaned up?
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  Damn rich people, they get everything just given to them.  Don't have to work for it like the rest of us.
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  Be cha she got fired for laying down on the job.
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  Dude, that's keeping it real When and if I get rich I will be getting my help from Sweden
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