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When I was a little boy (started when I was 5) I would put batteries in my butt. The older I got, the bigger the battery.
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My BFF of 24 years was diagnosed with cancer 2 months ago. I am secretly mad at her because I found out through a post to everyone on her sister's facebook. :(
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I feel terrible today. My girlfriend just broke up with me because of my small penis. She said she never had an orgasm the entire time we were together.
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Karl Pilkington is quite probably the only true source of knowledge in the known universe.
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