Page 140Best of Secrets (Highest Rated First)
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I have a yearning for my coworker, but she doesn't know I am alive.
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I feel it's my destiny to save the Earth, but I don't know where to begin.
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My roommate was jacking my pot, so I jacked his bike and sold it. Karma, realigned.
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I spend my weekends watching porn and eating corn dogs.
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I am the only person in this world I can't love.
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