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Me and my wife have been married for 32 years. The only thing we give one another on anniversaries is dirty looks.
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I want to hunt down the bitch that took everything away and broke my heart over a little emo dumbass. Bagging the emo would be a pleasant bonus. Semper Fi...
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i'm about ready to ducktape a set of antlers and a white tail to myself. maybe then you will notice me...I WANT TO GET LAID! when will deer season ever be over?
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I am addicted to shopping. I can't afford it but whenever I'm feeling sad, stressed, or angry buying stupid crap makes me feel better. How ridiculous...
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In grade six I took the most popular guy in school's hat and took a big, steaming shit in it. When he found it he started crying. I laughed, really hard.
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