My daughter has no idea why her weed-smoking, bum boyfriend stopped emailing her over the summer.

Because of what you did I can't believe a word you say, for that you shouldn't believe a word i say.

Sometimes I wonder if it would matter to anyone if I were no longer here.

I'm nuttier than a fruitcake!

I got pregnant and had a miscarriage. I blamed my mean husband. I slept with his best friend from childhood as revenge. Now I feel better.